a report that really run in several newpapers ...


Linda Burnett, 23 year old blonde, resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

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the story is a fake, but it is a fact that quite a few newpapers did print it ..
It is believed that the "journalists/columnists" were in fact blondes.

Orlando Sentinal, 1996
Fresno Bee, 1996
Knoxville Sential, 1998

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp

 

Love it, and to think, it might have been a presidential candidate!!

 

it gets better ...
read and you will wonder why we (some of us) paid good money for newspapers


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Several major news outlets in September 2002, reported the following:

A study by the World Health Organization found that natural blonds are likely to be extinct within 200 years because there are too few people carrying the blond gene. According to the WHO study, the last natural blond is likely to be born in Finland during 2202.

The reasons why blondes are headed towards extinction is because blonde hair is produced by a recessive gene, and because "bottle blondes" are more attractive to men than natural blondes and are therefore more likely to be chosen as mating partners.

The story goes back to a German wire service, which in turn was based on a two-year-old article in the German women's magazine Allegra, which cited a WHO anthropologist.

The World Health Organization denies ever making such studies, yet the "newspapers published."


"Cavegirls Were First Blondes to Have Fun."
The London Times. 2006.

"Blondes 'to Die Out in 200 Years'."
BBC. 2002.

"Extinction of Blondes Vastly Overreported; Media Fail to Check Root of 'Study'."
The Washington Post. 2002


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Again, back in 1961 similar report by a number of newspapers reported a similar study predicting blondes might be disappearing from most parts of the world within 140 years:Blondes Are in Global Fade-Out.

Blondes, are disappearing on a worldwide scale at increasingly rapid rates, according to a scientific study made in France. Natural blondes, the kind gentlemen prefer most, may be extinct as soon as 50 years,The Insider's Newsletter reports. The International Committee for Demographic Studies, which made the study, believes the trend is related to Darwin's "survival of the fittest" law. Blondes are believed to be more fragile than brunettes who can better adjust to climatic and other environmental changes.

"Blondes Are in Global Fade-Out."
The Appleton Post-Crescent. 1961

 

zinzin, dont blame me .. it landed on my lap ...



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A blonde who really needed some money she saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory.

She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring.

The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.

After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up.

The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said, 'I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two *********!'





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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to the danger, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

Blonde looked over and said "NO! ... SCARF!



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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

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