This one is for Zin, since he like blonde jokes so much!

Blonde answers an ad in the paper, to paint some guy's porch. She goes to the house with paint & paintbrush, and says she'll do it for $50. The guy thinks that's not bad, since he has a pretty big porch, so he agrees and goes back in the house. 20 minutes later the blonde rings the doorbell and says, "Ok, I'm done!" At first the guy is amazed that she's done so quickly, but then she says, "And oh yeah, that's not a Porsche, it's a Lexus."

 

Hey Jim

Thanks for the memories, sorta miss all that stuff from over yonder.

 

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.


Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.


The blonde started laughing.


This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.




This time the blonde laughed even harder.




Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.




The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.




The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

















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At least I've been very selective and a good story only pops up once every few months.

 

I know Zin, This one seems more your type.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?

She through away all the W's

 

A blonde calls an airline office. 'How long does it take to fly to Texas from New York?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the blonde and hangs up.

 

I'll buy that one Jim, even though I really expect you'd find different colored "roots."

 

The pretty young blonde teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face?"


"Yes," the class said.


"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
the blood doesn't run into my feet?"


A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty"





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A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then."

So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

 

This couple are dead asleep at 2 am and the phone rings, the blonde answers the phone, there is a brief pause and then the blonde says " How and the hell am I supposed to know , that's 250 miles from here" and then hangs up. Well her husband kind of wakes up in a groggy state and says " Honey who was that" the blonde says " I don't know, just some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear".