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Old 03-29-2016, 03:10 AM
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hahaha... awesome stuff.. really made my day
 
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Old 12-31-2016, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by sick467 View Post
A Pirate walks into a bar. He looks like your stereotypical Pirate... he's got a parrot on his shoulder, a patch on his eye, a hook for a hand, and a pegleg. The weird part is that he has a large bulge the shape of a ship's steering wheel in the front of his pants. He walks up to the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender serves him but is clearly distracted by the bulge. He decides he simply can't avoid the issue.

"I'm sorry sir, but did you know that you have what appears to be a steering wheel in your pants?"

The Pirate tosses back his drink, sets down the glass, and says "Aye, matey, it's driving me nuts."
Nice!
 
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Old 01-16-2017, 10:21 AM
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Nice touch on the jokes.
Here is a lame one and is in context with this website.

Went to bed last night and dreamt about mufflers
Woke up and was exhausted.
 
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