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Old 03-20-2007, 03:33 AM
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Default Bea Muller of Florida

Live on a Cruise Liner Rather than a Retirement Facility?


the story of 86-year-old Bea Muller of Florida.


Her husband died aboard the Queen Elizabeth 2 while on a world cruise in 2000.

Faced with moving back home to live alone in a retirement center,
she decided to sell everything and book herself onto the ship one year at a time.

She's been doing that ever since, even after the Queen Elizabeth 2 stopped
doing trans-Atlantic crossings and operating only in Europe.

She is said to still dance each night away with her constantly rotating clusters of new friends.

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at Princess and you can get a long term discount and senior
discount price of $135 per day.

1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.
2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the
restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast in bed
every day of the week).
3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free
washers and dryers, and shows every night.
4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.
5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5
worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.
7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress
replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your
inconvenience.
8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them.
9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare.
If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a
suite for the rest of your life.

P. S. And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at
no charge.






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Old 05-04-2007, 12:35 PM
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... and who could ask for anything more?

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