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The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
You'll want to be the first at
your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to
go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shooting gallery.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or
just steal) an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale
model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.
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WOW, this is something different to find on a Cadillac forum. Glaringly not mentioned is the location. Baghdad or Saudi Arabia??
I'm sure they will not be spending a "buck" in the United States!

 

It will be built aboard the newly designed family boat, the U.S.S. Bush, CVN 77, the U.S. Navy’s 10th Nimitz-class aircraft carrier, which is to be deployed to the Suez Canal - قناة السويس, Qanāt al-Suways, or Dubai Palm Islands after Nov 2008 ...


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by The Daily Press

What’s left on the George H.W. Bush aircraft carrier? And when do sailors move aboard? After the commissioning on Saturday, October 7, 2006, the shipyard has two more years of work before delivery to the Navy. The main steel structure is complete and most piping is in place, but wires hang everywhere, scaffolding and machinery are all over the place and the bulkheads are tinted with surface rust.

There’s plenty of work left to complete the living spaces — the galleys and the bedding areas. Office space is a long way from being ready to go.

The catapult system has to be tested, which will be done by shooting loads off the ship on the banks of the James River in 2008. Even the nuclear reactor is far from starting up. That will occur before the sea trials that year.

As shipyard workers continue to work on the ship, about 350 sailors are assigned to the George H.W. Bush, among the first in a ship’s company that one day will number about 3,000.

The Navy is planning to add about 100 sailors a month between now and the ship’s expected delivery to the Navy in November of 2008, said the ship’s commanding officer, Navy Capt. Kevin O’Flaherty.

Many in the 350 already assigned to the ship are in senior enlisted ranks, such as chief petty officers who will assume leadership roles. “We’re slightly more top-heavy at the senior enlisted level,” he said. “Getting stuff started takes more senior personnel who understand how systems are put together … and who have been operators of systems on other ships.”

About half the nuclear reactor department is in place, O’Flaherty said, and more than 35 officers are assigned to the ship. “Most of the stuff that’s going on right now is training,” he said. “Half of the day is book work in the classroom, and part of the day is down on the ship looking at systems, the design and the layout.”

The shipyard will turn 3,000 compartments on the ship over to the Navy under a schedule that starts in January and continues until November 2008.

The first crew move aboard for the ship, when sailors can live on board, doesn’t happen until the summer of 2008, just a few months before delivery. But starting next year, sailors will begin to stand watch on the ship. “We’ll move the complete work day to the ship,” O’Flaherty said. “We’ll be doing muster and job assignments.”

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Hillary's Library................



















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"That's more like it!"

 

From time travels, the Hillary Clinton Library after her Presidence - circa 2013 ?


The Blue Dress Room, special host Monica.

The Cigar Room - special host, Monica

The Castle Grande Room,

The Cattle futures Room, where you put in $1 and get $100 back.

The Whitewater Room,

The room of suicides, where you walk in and are carried out - White House Deputy Counsel Vince Foster,

The Filegate Room,

The how to insult the White Hosue US Marines Room.

The Room of the Fallen - more elected and appointed members of her regime, as well as "friends”, met untimely deaths, indicted, pleaded the fifth, fled the country, or imprisoned, than in any administration in American history.

The "Two for the price of One" Room - in her own anouncement, told the nation that she would be sharing the presidency with her husband the President.

The I am not Tammy Wynette Room - she told Steve Kroft on "60 Minutes" that she "wouldn't be some 'stand by your man' woman like Tammy Wynette."

The Paula Jones confidential information room.

The Who IS Who that sued my hubby for sexual harassment room.

The My hubby got impeached Room.

The How not to inhale, staring Bill, Room.

The Guide to the Fifth Amendment Room.

The guide to the IRS Audits of foe, staring Margaret Milner Richardson, Room.

The guide to the Justice Dept investigations of foe, staring Janet Reno, Room.

The guide to getting Asian and Chinese contributions and sharing of US technology Room.

The How to screw them them and not get caught Room.

The Learning bad Southern Accent Room.

The guide to forgetting and denyability Room.



Sorry guys/gals, I only had 15 minutes to put that together. If you want details of each, you gotta wait awhile.

 

Why is that a WOW ?

we do allow all opinions, comedy w/o vulgarity, and reasonable fun w/o vulgarity .. of past, current, and future Presidents and various politicians .. If it is OK on the Jay Leno Show, its OK here.

Not to be confused with mean spirited name calling and outright bashing of sitting President - not by this writer, any sitting President from ANY party - which you will also not find on the Jay Leno show.

One can even bash local politicians, Assembly persons, and Senators - w/o crossing the line of decency into vulgarity.

OK OK OK .. you got me .. I like the Jay Leno show.