Car Lingo Decoder


Used Car Salesman: Worth Every Penny!
Translation: Every penny is one cent, that is what it's worth.

Used Car Salesman: Garage Kept!
Translation: The garage kept this car while the owner got a loan for repairs.

Used Car Salesman: The Car of Your Dreams!
Translation: You remember these dreams, waking up with your heart racing, don't you?

Used Car Salesman: Everybody Wants One of These!
Translation: They saw the movie "Ultimate Velocity"

Used Car Salesman: Driver's Side Airbag!
Translation: Dont carry passengers.

Used Car Salesman: Last Year Model!
Translation: They couldnt sell anymore of them.

Used Car Salesman: Great Gas Mileage!
Translation: Its in the shop most of the time burning no gas.

Used Car Salesman: Dealer Demo!
Translation: 15 years later, they dont have a buyer.

Used Car Salesman: You Can Afford It!
Translation: Market price is the lowest ever.

Used Car Salesman: Easy Payments!
Translation: EASY ( Expect About Seven Years) Payments.

Used Car Salesman: Low Mileage!
Translation: It broke down for 7 out of 12 months each year.

Used Car Salesman: New Tires!
Translation: Rot from sitting in garage destroyed the old tires.

Used Car Salesman: These are Getting Hard To Find!
Translation: Plastic parts keep falling apart.

Used Car Salesman: The soft top never used!
Translation: The little old lady couldnt put it up.

Used Car Salesman: What can I do to put you in this car today!
Translation: Please buy this before your friends warn you about my scams.

Used Car Salesman: Let me talk to my manager about what we can do!
Translation: Let's see if he will trow in a tank of gas.

Used Car Salesman: It is the Northstar model.
Translation: The engine can only go south from here.

Used Car Salesman: That's our Rock Bottom Price!
Translation: Please dont leave.

Used Car Salesman: You made the right choice!
Translation: Thank you for taking it off my hands.

Used Car Salesman: Better not wait too long, this one will not last!
Translation: We are going to place the add on craigslist.

Used Car Salesman: A rare classic!
Translation: Everyone else got rid of them.

Used Car Salesman: A good basic car!
Translation: Car goes places, but carry duct tape to secure broken pieces.

Used Car Salesman: No codes!
Translation: Car diag cener disconnected.

Used Car Salesman: Paint looks new.
Translation: Got a MAACO paint job.


Used Car Salesman: Never driven in rain or snow.
Translation: The top doesnt work.

Used Car Salesman: Always driven with the hard top.
Translation: They cant figure out how to switch tops.

Used Car Salesman: New seats.
Translation: Seats redone in vinyl.

Used Car Salesman: This model comes with automatic visors.
Translation: When the sun hits it, the visors flop down.

Used Car Salesman: Nah, dont need stereo, enjoy the wind.
Translation: BOSE system crapped out.

Used Car Salesman: Spare tire never used.
Translation: Car never went anywhere.

Used Car Salesman: It is worth more than that in parts.
Translation: Repair parts are in high demand.

Used Car Salesman: Feel the Cadillac suspension.
Translation: Struts are dead.

Used Car Salesman: This is a limited production model.
Translation: GM couldnt sell more.

Used Car Salesman: The seat leather just needs some touchup.
Translation: Time to recover the seats.

Used Car Salesman: This is a collectors dream.
Translation: Yours, not his.

Used Car Salesman: Excellent exterior condition is in line with respect to the age and mileage of the vehicle.
Translation: At 15 years old, expect some wrinkles.

Used Car Salesman: Interior shows no signs of abuse and looks and feels fresh.
Translation: Interior broken parts repelced and interior sprayed yesterday.

Used Car Salesman: Has a clear title.
Translation: Bought in NOLA after the flood and re-titled in Arizona.

Used Car Salesman: No accidents on record.
Translation: Totaled in N.Y. re-titled in Washington.

Used Car Salesman: Only a few dings and scratches.
Translation: Expect body work and paint job.

Used Car Salesman: Car has no known defects.
Translation: We are sticking to that story.

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This one may not need a translation. What one used car salesman says to the other There's an ******* for every seat.