Allante car sales lingo decoder
Car Lingo Decoder
Used Car Salesman: Worth Every Penny! Translation: Every penny is one cent, that is what it's worth. Used Car Salesman: Garage Kept! Translation: The garage kept this car while the owner got a loan for repairs. Used Car Salesman: The Car of Your Dreams! Translation: You remember these dreams, waking up with your heart racing, don't you? Used Car Salesman: Everybody Wants One of These! Translation: They saw the movie "Ultimate Velocity" Used Car Salesman: Driver's Side Airbag! Translation: Dont carry passengers. Used Car Salesman: Last Year Model! Translation: They couldnt sell anymore of them. Used Car Salesman: Great Gas Mileage! Translation: Its in the shop most of the time burning no gas. Used Car Salesman: Dealer Demo! Translation: 15 years later, they dont have a buyer. Used Car Salesman: You Can Afford It! Translation: Market price is the lowest ever. Used Car Salesman: Easy Payments! Translation: EASY ( Expect About Seven Years) Payments. Used Car Salesman: Low Mileage! Translation: It broke down for 7 out of 12 months each year. Used Car Salesman: New Tires! Translation: Rot from sitting in garage destroyed the old tires. Used Car Salesman: These are Getting Hard To Find! Translation: Plastic parts keep falling apart. Used Car Salesman: The soft top never used! Translation: The little old lady couldnt put it up. Used Car Salesman: What can I do to put you in this car today! Translation: Please buy this before your friends warn you about my scams. Used Car Salesman: Let me talk to my manager about what we can do! Translation: Let's see if he will trow in a tank of gas. Used Car Salesman: It is the Northstar model. Translation: The engine can only go south from here. Used Car Salesman: That's our Rock Bottom Price! Translation: Please dont leave. Used Car Salesman: You made the right choice! Translation: Thank you for taking it off my hands. Used Car Salesman: Better not wait too long, this one will not last! Translation: We are going to place the add on craigslist. Used Car Salesman: A rare classic! Translation: Everyone else got rid of them. Used Car Salesman: A good basic car! Translation: Car goes places, but carry duct tape to secure broken pieces. Used Car Salesman: No codes! Translation: Car diag cener disconnected. Used Car Salesman: Paint looks new. Translation: Got a MAACO paint job. Used Car Salesman: Never driven in rain or snow. Translation: The top doesnt work. Used Car Salesman: Always driven with the hard top. Translation: They cant figure out how to switch tops. Used Car Salesman: New seats. Translation: Seats redone in vinyl. Used Car Salesman: This model comes with automatic visors. Translation: When the sun hits it, the visors flop down. Used Car Salesman: Nah, dont need stereo, enjoy the wind. Translation: BOSE system crapped out. Used Car Salesman: Spare tire never used. Translation: Car never went anywhere. Used Car Salesman: It is worth more than that in parts. Translation: Repair parts are in high demand. Used Car Salesman: Feel the Cadillac suspension. Translation: Struts are dead. Used Car Salesman: This is a limited production model. Translation: GM couldnt sell more. Used Car Salesman: The seat leather just needs some touchup. Translation: Time to recover the seats. Used Car Salesman: This is a collectors dream. Translation: Yours, not his. Used Car Salesman: Excellent exterior condition is in line with respect to the age and mileage of the vehicle. Translation: At 15 years old, expect some wrinkles. Used Car Salesman: Interior shows no signs of abuse and looks and feels fresh. Translation: Interior broken parts repelced and interior sprayed yesterday. Used Car Salesman: Has a clear title. Translation: Bought in NOLA after the flood and re-titled in Arizona. Used Car Salesman: No accidents on record. Translation: Totaled in N.Y. re-titled in Washington. Used Car Salesman: Only a few dings and scratches. Translation: Expect body work and paint job. Used Car Salesman: Car has no known defects. Translation: We are sticking to that story. Used Car Salesman: Translation: Used Car Salesman: Translation: Used Car Salesman: Translation: Used Car Salesman: Translation: Used Car Salesman: Translation: |
RE: Allante car sales lingo decoder
This one may not need a translation. What one used car salesman says to the other There's an asshole for every seat.
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