G.A.R.Y.

this is from my scuba diving Florida Brother who somehow believes Florida weather is better than Ohio. ah almost may and its overcast and 42 on the old thermoneter. ah great for top down driving!

My dive friends will especially enjoy this. If you have already seen it, have a good laugh again.

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If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
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Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
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>Hi Sue,
>
>Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>
>Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
>down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you
>to make you realize it's not so bad after all .
>
>Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with
>a few technicalities of my job.
>
>As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit
>to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite
>cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
>industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
>water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
>
>It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
>taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've
>used it several times with no complaints.
>
>What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose
>and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit
>with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
>Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
>itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
>Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from
>
>my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
>
>
>The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
>suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
>couldn't
>stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
>
>When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
>
>jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>
>I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
>instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other
>
>divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>
>Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
>agonizing
>in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could
>
>reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived
>at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
>
>As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
>running down
>his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as
>soon as
>I got in the chamber.
>
>The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my
>butt was
>swollen shut.
>
>So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
>worse it
>would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>
>Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."
>
>Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad
>day?
>
>May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
>

 

i know it wasnt for me, but it hit home a tiny bit.
although i parked my tanks, i still hold my SCUBA certs.

certainly, suitable for framing and a laugh in a "worst Frid night" at home.

 

Well , at least it wasn't a hamster........................................... .................................................. .................oops