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too many ponies

Old 04-23-2008, 06:50 PM
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Default too many ponies

You know your car has too much horsepower if ...

The SMOG test guy laughs as soon as you pull onto the rollers.

You cant drive car in snow or rain.

Your "significant other" needs a spare set of underwear to ride in your car.

You are afraid to drive your car.

You spend more on tires than on food.

You spend more on car parts than on house payments.

You wear disposible underwear.

Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.

You know every parts house in the county and the sales people by name.

You hand out bonuse checks to your mechanic.

You wear a helmet just to drive to the office.

You get pulled over for doing 155 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."

You remove the $4,000 stereo system to save 7 lb. of weight.

You remove the back seat to save 8 lb of weight.

You get a phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.

Your car has a parachute.

There is no way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood.

Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opens.

throughout the house are life-sized posters of your car.

your car has a beastly name.

You carry earplugs in your car.

You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph, ditto on the wipers.

Your car spends more time getting “updated” than driving.

You have open credit at the hose supplier.

Old 04-24-2008, 08:01 AM
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Default RE: too many ponies

Can one have TOO much HP?
Old 04-24-2008, 10:45 PM
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Default RE: too many ponies

is a car thast fast even legal on street O_o
Old 10-28-2013, 11:26 PM
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Now That's a funny post, Damn straight when the parts house knows you by first name then you know you have reached the status of CARNUT!
Old 11-05-2013, 05:18 AM
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This post really opened my eyes. it is not only eye opening rather very beneficial for the people those who want to do something good in his life.
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