Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Then it rains.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always get stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

A truly happy person enjoys detours.



.