A lady walks into Tiffany 's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cu***ber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam, How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there
at the time of her little 'accident! ', she asks, 'Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
**** when I tell you the price!