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My Dear Wife,

You will certainly understand that I have certain needs that your 50 year old body can no
longer satisfy.

However, I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the "Comfort Inn Hotel."
I will be thinking of no one else but you, while she takes care of business.

Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.

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When the husband came home, he found the following note on the dining room table:

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My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are 54 years old.

At the same time I would like to inform you that while you are reading this,
I will be at the "Hotel Fiesta" with Michael, my personal trainer, who like your secretary
is also 18 years old. I cannot promse that i will be thinking at all, as i expect to pass out
from the high level of activity - remember, personal trainer?

As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand
that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more
times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back until tomorrow!

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