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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIN
Happy birthday ole boy, and many more. You can will the allante to me, oh sorry never mind it's not a '93.
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zinzin,
a very Happy 54th birthday to you ... here are 54 candles for you plus with an extra one for good luck http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/bdaycake.gif My Dear Wife, You will certainly understand that I have certain needs that your 50 year old body can no longer satisfy. However, I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the "Comfort Inn Hotel." I will be thinking of no one else but you, while she takes care of business. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight. ========= When the husband came home, he found the following note on the dining room table: ========= My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the "Hotel Fiesta" with Michael, my personal trainer, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. I cannot promse that i will be thinking at all, as i expect to pass out from the high level of activity - remember, personal trainer? As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back until tomorrow! |
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In honor of Zin Happy Happy and how many years has she put up with you? Many more! Who'd want a '93 cept G.A.R.Y. and his new buddy foxypaws from yonder?
My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are80 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the "Hotel Fiesta" with Michael, my personal trainer, who like your secretary is also 20 years old. I cannot promse thatI will be thinking at all, asI expect to pass out from the high level of activity - remember, personal trainer? As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:20 goes into80 a lot more times than80 goes into 20. Therefore, I will not be back until tomorrow! Ain't Viagra wunnerful? At least that's what Bubba is telling Hillary as he takes it for jet lag only! Oh ypu pilots and Presidents. Have a good 30th of May! |
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIN
OH, the things we are unsuccessful in avoiding. Funny thing, she's been around for fifty five of them and countless "toys" (and I'm speaking of cars, boats and airplanes!)
Appreciate the thought. Thank you. |
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIN
ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y. Happy birthday ole boy, and many more. You can will the allante to me, oh sorry never mind it's not a '93. |
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And please, "no more reminders" of something I 'm endeavoring to forget!!
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ORIGINAL: hyperion And please, "no more reminders" of something I 'm endeavoring to forget!! . |
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Yes I know, but it seems to me I sort of remember (even though I have a touch of the "mad cow disease) someone else here has a May 30th birthday. Perhaps "gary?" And have you noticed that even though May 30th is on a Friday this year, these dolts in Washington are still celebrating Memorial day on Monday the 26th?
I tell you that you start feeling the years when you attend your youngest Grandaughters college graduation as we did this past Saturday! (Andwe had a celebration dinner after, at "Ken's Steak House" In Framingham Ma. where my wife and I had our "engagement dinner" 57 years ago.) In "51," the "ken's special sirloin" was $3.25. Saturday, it was $24.00. Believe me,,,,, the years continue to "fly by." (And yet we have to say, "Ain't life grand") (OH, sorry Gary, the wife's still planning on burying me in the Allante, Had to purchase a second "plot.") |
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIN
ORIGINAL: hyperion Yes I know, but it seems to me I sort of remember (even though I have a touch of the "mad cow disease) someone else here has a May 30th birthday. Perhaps "gary?" And have you noticed that even though May 30th is on a Friday this year, these dolts in Washington are still celebrating Memorial day on Monday the 26th? I tell you that you start feeling the years when you attend your youngest Grandaughters college graduation as we did this past Saturday! (Andwe had a celebration dinner after, at "Ken's Steak House" In Framingham Ma. where my wife and I had our "engagement dinner" 57 years ago.) In "51," the "ken's special sirloin" was $3.25. Saturday, it was $24.00. Believe me,,,,, the years continue to "fly by." (And yet we have to say, "Ain't life grand") (OH, sorry Gary, the wife's still planning on burying me in the Allante, Had to purchase a second "plot.") |
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ORIGINAL: hyperion Yes I know, but it seems to me I sort of remember (even though I have a touch of the "mad cow disease) someone else here has a May 30th birthday. Perhaps "gary?" And have you noticed that even though May 30th is on a Friday this year, these dolts in Washington are still celebrating Memorial day on Monday the 26th? I tell you that you start feeling the years when you attend your youngest Grandaughters college graduation as we did this past Saturday! (Andwe had a celebration dinner after, at "Ken's Steak House" In Framingham Ma. where my wife and I had our "engagement dinner" 57 years ago.) In "51," the "ken's special sirloin" was $3.25. Saturday, it was $24.00. Believe me,,,,, the years continue to "fly by." (And yet we have to say, "Ain't life grand") (OH, sorry Gary, the wife's still planning on burying me in the Allante, Had to purchase a second "plot.") that steak should now cost $3.35 x 12 = $37.44 buying STEAK is a better deal today than in 1951 .. it costs about 35% ($24 vs 37) less ( in adjusted dollars) today than 57 years ago. Maybe "Ken" has not kept up the menu prices? Let him know .. if it is a good place to eat, you dont want him filing BK when he finds out he is losing money and its too late to fix it. https://www.cadillacforum.com/upfile...88E889C902.jpg |
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Mum's the word! $24.00 is a good price for one of the best steaks I have ever had in my travels around the world. I'm afraid I've out lasted both Ken and his wife but the steakhouse is still there and is run by Ken's sons. (Used to be next door to Vaughn Monroe's "Meadows." The Meadows has now been expanded into a "Walmart."
In some parts of the country you can this day purchase "Ken's Steak House" salad dressings. I recommend the "Ken's Lite Italian" dressing. We could even get it in Texas before we left.as the most close to what was the original and famous house recipe. |
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ORIGINAL: Stealth ORIGINAL: hyperion Yes I know, but it seems to me I sort of remember (even though I have a touch of the "mad cow disease) someone else here has a May 30th birthday. Perhaps "gary?" And have you noticed that even though May 30th is on a Friday this year, these dolts in Washington are still celebrating Memorial day on Monday the 26th? I tell you that you start feeling the years when you attend your youngest Grandaughters college graduation as we did this past Saturday! (Andwe had a celebration dinner after, at "Ken's Steak House" In Framingham Ma. where my wife and I had our "engagement dinner" 57 years ago.) In "51," the "ken's special sirloin" was $3.25. Saturday, it was $24.00. Believe me,,,,, the years continue to "fly by." (And yet we have to say, "Ain't life grand") (OH, sorry Gary, the wife's still planning on burying me in the Allante, Had to purchase a second "plot.") quote: ORIGINAL: hyperion And please, "no more reminders" of something I 'm endeavoring to forget!! Hey Zin, when you start forgetting we will all have a problem. (OH, sorry Gary, the wife's still planning on burying me in the Allante, Had to purchase a second "plot.") are you actually going to try putting that miserable top up for the funeral? |
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIN
ORIGINAL: hyperion Yes I know, but it seems to me I sort of remember (even though I have a touch of the "mad cow disease) someone else here has a May 30th birthday. Perhaps "gary?" And have you noticed that even though May 30th is on a Friday this year, these dolts in Washington are still celebrating Memorial day on Monday the 26th? I tell you that you start feeling the years when you attend your youngest Grandaughters college graduation as we did this past Saturday! (Andwe had a celebration dinner after, at "Ken's Steak House" In Framingham Ma. where my wife and I had our "engagement dinner" 57 years ago.) In "51," the "ken's special sirloin" was $3.25. Saturday, it was $24.00. Believe me,,,,, the years continue to "fly by." (And yet we have to say, "Ain't life grand") (OH, sorry Gary, the wife's still planning on burying me in the Allante, Had to purchase a second "plot.") ORIGINAL: Stealth ahh ahhhh! Gary ... upcoming happy 58th birthday ! (+/- a few) ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y. Plus or MINUS a few would be correct, but not til August. since 2 is a couple, three is a crowd, 4 is a few .. 58-4=54 .. dang .. much younger than I expected. ORIGINAL: hyperion And please, "no more reminders" of something I 'm endeavoring to forget!! ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y. Hey Zin, when you start forgetting we will all have a problem. ORIGINAL: hyperion (OH, sorry Gary, the wife's still planning on burying me in the Allante, Had to purchase a second "plot.") ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y. are you actually going to try putting that miserable top up for the funeral? but, dont you have to get a EPA permit to do that? |
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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIN
ORIGINAL: hyperion Yes I know, but it seems to me I sort of remember (even though I have a touch of the "mad cow disease) someone else here has a May 30th birthday. Perhaps "gary?" And have you noticed that even though May 30th is on a Friday this year, these dolts in Washington are still celebrating Memorial day on Monday the 26th? I tell you that you start feeling the years when you attend your youngest Grandaughters college graduation as we did this past Saturday! (Andwe had a celebration dinner after, at "Ken's Steak House" In Framingham Ma. where my wife and I had our "engagement dinner" 57 years ago.) In "51," the "ken's special sirloin" was $3.25. Saturday, it was $24.00. Believe me,,,,, the years continue to "fly by." (And yet we have to say, "Ain't life grand") (OH, sorry Gary, the wife's still planning on burying me in the Allante, Had to purchase a second "plot.") ORIGINAL: Underdog Why do they call it P.M.S.? Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Author Unknown, presume deceased. hey .. dont blame me .. I simply find patterns ... |
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIN
OK, no blame. It could be said just as Jay Wisan quoted; we are keeping the hard top just for the burials. Actually, his "widow" relented and sold the car and the flatbed trailer that went with it, which we had all grew to know and love!
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ORIGINAL: hyperion OK, no blame. It could be said just as Jay Wisan quoted; we are keeping the hard top just for the burials. Actually, his "widow" relented and sold the car and the flatbed trailer that went with it, which we had all grew to know and love! I actually thought of using the top for a canopy over the BBQ, but I wasnt sure the liner could take the heat & smoke. Any thoughts ? |
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Jay Wisen
RIP good buddy. |
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIN
ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y. Plus or MINUS a few would be correct, but not til August. |
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