Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72 year old Frenchman.
He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand
dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whiskey. He died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Nancy Pelosi, 66,
struck by lightning."

"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"She saw the flash and thought she was having her picture taken."

 

Stealth,
It just came to me in a flash! Barack is out and we make Pelosi Hillary's running mate!

 

be serious...

you have raised how many daughters and you are
suggesting that TWO WOMEN share power?

they would have to be in the same buidling now and then.

is that posible ?

 

Stealth You are correct. can't believe i tried to say that with a straight face![:'(][:-] I once had a two year stint in which I had 18 women working for me in a accounting dept! Ouch ! forget all 'bout those wunnerful days!