#1
White House Correspondents Association dinner: "Mr. Speaker, as long as you're here, I think, out in public, in front of everybody, we ought to do a little work on the budget negotiations. You give me my Medicare plan, and you can have my mocha puff and chocolate sauce."

#2
Radio-Television Correspondents' Association dinner: "We're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water. To base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we needed to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating."

#3
White House Correspondents Association dinner: "He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."



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Ok, I'm from Canada so I'll take a stab:

#1 Bill Clinton

#2 Bill Clinton

#3 First lady Laura Bush.

We get a lot of news up here about our good neigbours.

 

excellent ... A+






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Ok Stealth, I cheated, if you look those quotes up onthe net they pop right up. I did know #3 though, Laura dis'n the prez.

 

Cheating is allowed in off-topic!!!!!!!!

 

you gotta admit, that #3 is as funny as it gets in politcs ...

cheating? no such word in the Off-Topic where ANYTHING GOES ...

here you can be a Lib today and a Conservative tomorrow ..

LOVE IT !!!!

 

I don't think she likes him.....

 

u kidding? have you seen how she looks at him?
the poor guy probably dont much sleep,
you ever wonder why he says what he says?

exhaustion ....








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Maybe you are right, after all the twins had to learn it from somewhere.....perhaps George and the horse have something in common. Now you mention it Laura is always smiling.

 

yeap .....