Sheesh, big time wrestling has nothing on baseball these days - including the steroids. Give me NASCAR any day. Men are men and with the exception of Juan Yawn Montoya andKasey Kahne, the combatants are red-blooded Americans.

 

NASCAR ?
keep in mind that in NASCAR is not one city against another ..

however, i will take it that is a challenge.
give me a couple days to come up with something...

 

 

A Scotsman moves to the United States and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"
The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!" The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter comes up and four ***** go by. The Umpire calls: "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands
up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard rrrun!"
The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains,
He can't run -- he has four *****."
The Scot stands up a nd screams: "Walk with pride, Laddie!"

 

Wild Bill

Sounds opposite of theone about the old Chinese proverb. Man with 4 ***** cannot walk.

This is really old stuff Wild Bill.

 

Hey, it just got to New England. The sno-birds have not started arriving back north yet with what you call "the latest." If it ain't on "Letterman" we haven't heard it yet!

 

we shall go to the Cinco the Mayo Angels game (actually April 6).

maybe they will have tacos instead of hot-dogs? nahhhh

we might wear helmets ... but those probably wont be allowed in the stadium.






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The nobody's from Miami shut down the Mets last night. BTW they have the best record against the Mets in their own town.

 

But "what teams got the best record in major league baseball?"
Got to ask that before tonights game!!