Texan is drinking in a Boston bar
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04-29-2007, 11:34 PM
Texan is drinking in a Boston bar
A Texan is drinking in a Boston bar when he gets a call on his
cell phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has given birth
to a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds
but the Texan just shrugs: "That's about average down home. Folks,
like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say
you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
So how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen
pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer,wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says...
"Had'm cir***cised."
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