The Yugo
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The Yugo
WHY .. you gotta read them and get to the end ...
NO CHEATING !
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Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Yugo user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Yugo please?"
A: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
the end .. coming up ....
Q: How do you make a Yugo look good?
A: Park it between two Cadillacs!
Yugo will be introducing three new vehicles next year.
They will have a moped called an "I Go".
They will have a 4-door called a "We Go".
They will also have a new station wagon called the "Y'all Go".
NO CHEATING !
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Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Yugo user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Yugo please?"
A: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
the end .. coming up ....
Q: How do you make a Yugo look good?
A: Park it between two Cadillacs!
Yugo will be introducing three new vehicles next year.
They will have a moped called an "I Go".
They will have a 4-door called a "We Go".
They will also have a new station wagon called the "Y'all Go".
