> A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
> black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
>
> Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
> "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
> difficult hole, we both sliced our ***** into a cow pasture.
>
> We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one
> of the cows had something white in its rear end."
>
> I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
> with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
> butt."
>
> "Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks
> like yours!"
>
> I don't remember much after that...

 

that is it. i aint never palying GOLF again.

hmmm ... does that mean that i dont need the GOLF club
carrying Allanté anymore ¿ ¿ ¿