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"I was checking out and thinking about how quick the young cashier was when all of a sudden she opened my carton of eggs and started fondling them! She picked up every egg, one by one, and looked underneath each one. I must have had some expression on my face because she quickly said, "Oh, I always check everyone's eggs." It took a little longer than i had wanted, but somehow, i didnt mind." i'm coming back at Chistmas and buying the Chritmas glass balls at that store. . |
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i dont care if its old, it still makes me laugh,
and the end changed as it should -------------------- WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? POLICE DEPARTMENT : Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. RICHARD M. NIXON : The chicken did not cross the road. : I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. : I don't know any chickens. : I've never known any chickens. DR. SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? : Did he cross it with a toad? : Yes! the chicken crossed the road, : but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die, in the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING,JR. : I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads, without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA : In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road; KARL MARX : It was an historical inevitablity: SADDAM HUSSEIN : This was an unprovoked act of rebellion.....we are quite justified in dropping nerve gas on it. RONALD REGAN : What chicken? I don't remember any chicken CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK : To go boldly where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER : You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? The Bible : and god came down from heavens and he said onto the chicken, "Thou shall cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. FREUD : The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity BILL GATES : I have just released chicken coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your importain do***ents, and balance your check book; and explorer is an inextricable part of the chicken coop 98 operating system. EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road---------or, did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON : I did NOT cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? : Could you define crossing please? G. BUSH: I am concerned about this event of chickens crossing roads. COLONEL SANDERS : I missed one???? URANUS: The chicken crossed the road because the chicken on the other side had an unfair amount of feed that should be shared. . |
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Aw c'mon bcop you gotta admit the last line is pretty funny, si?
Now please indulge us with the reasons it's not. Thank you G.A.R.Y. |
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