One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put
money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good,
he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the
Democratic National Committee and is helping
to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."



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Hillary Clinton went to an elementary school in Ithaca, New York to talk about the world. After her talk she asked for questions. One little boy put up his hand, and the senator asked his name.


"Kenneth."

"What is your question, Kenneth?"

I have three questions:

First - What happened to your medical health care plan?

Second ? Why would you run for president after your husband shamed the office?

Third - What happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.

Hillary told the kids that she will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says "Okay where were we? Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points to him and asked his name.

"Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions:

First - What happened to your medical health care plan?

Second ? Why would you run for president after your husband shamed the office?

Third - What happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth - Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

And Fifth - What happened to Kenneth?"

 

Stealthman
under your rules of engagement taking shots at Hillary is ok until she is the sitting POTUS at which time we will give her the respect of her office. What happens to Billyboob when he is the first hubby?

easy Zal you and Kenneth goina be in same place eating food from the GARY remedy.

 

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Bill with Coates,

yes, those are my rules of engagement but to tell you,
i'm not worried in the least about her sitting as POTUS.

and

should i be wrong ( NAWWW ), in no way have i ever extended
or eluded to extend that rule to the mates of the sitting-in-POTUS.

wait till i start on the rest of them POTUS hopefulls.
there are soooo many, i'm waiting for the parties to cleanup
and see whats left to examine what they say and do - both parties.

as to Billy (no name calling please),.. i think she should get custom pants made,
w/o a zipper, regarless of POTUS status.

odd, switch the "O" and the "U" in POTUS and what do you get?

 

Abstinence

Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and Bill Clint w/ new gf—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.

After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old wife, even if he wanted, cant. "Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church."

He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the 5th day I had to take cold showers and by end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it." "Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church."


He then turns to Bill Clint and gf and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.

"At first it was no problem," says Bill. "But one day I was checking an expensive cigar and dropped it. She got on her knees to pick it up, I was overcome with lust, grabed her head and took advantage of her right then and there."

"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.
"We know," says Bill. "We’re not welcome at the cigar store anymore either."

 

Well, u can do all the Billy Bashin u want , but I gotta say this; when Slick ***** was in office , I was MUCH better off financially than I am now and I haven't changed jobs since then. George War Bush and his Oil buddy Dick (Shoot-Em-Up) Cheney have run this country into the ground. Ol' GWB will definitly go down in history as being THE WORST president that this country has ever had. Only problem is, there is nobody worth voting for in this election except for Hillary. Obama is a newbie to government, and McCain is just a carbon copy of Bush. This years election is not really about who is best, butwho is the lesser of evils. I was a supporter of John Edwards, but, he dropped out.

 

All good points. But think what you just said. Hillary comes from eight years in Washington and regardless of the rhetoric not one of the programs she is espouting got accomplished because the Clinton's as much as all the good intentions, were not able to change any of the "good ole boy" things about how things are done in Washington. Obama, just might show up as a colored "Jimmy Stewart" (see, Mr Smith, comes to Washington.)
John McCain is a "pit-bull" and when 100 years were mentioned, "he meant it." (if you doubt this, check out the book "Song of the Nightingale by Robert Timberg)
I was sort of pulling for an ex governor and liked Romney. Nothing bad said about him here in Massachusetts except when he abandoned his office in the last few months of his term to run for president. He had both parties in the state senate doing things that made a lot of sense even though he was serving the minority party,. The guy just had a knack of "getting things done right.
I'm still hoping that at "BOTH" conventions this summer the guys all get together in the "back rooms" and give us a couple of really "viable" candidates to go to the polls for. I saw several at the first debates but all my choices on both sides have all gone bye-bye do to the lack of "big bucks!"

 

It is ALWAYS "who is the lesser of evils" .. always. That is our system.

BTW, I disagree with being the worst .. maybe 2nd but not the worse .. a title that absolutely belongs to one man .. Jimmy Carter (thanks Bill .. corrected). A man that just about destroyed Western Civilization as we know it. A man that damaged the status quo and we are still paying for .. Iran.

One last thing .. whatever Bush has or hasnt done, the economy is not his to make or destroy. The President can propose whatever he damn wants, but he has no authority to force it on us.

Live and learn - Educate. https://www.cadillacforum.com/m_21045/tm.htm

excerpts from the above thread ..


You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.
You and I don't write the tax code. Congress does.
You and I don't set fiscal policy. Congress does.
You and I don't control monetary policy. The Federal Reserve Bank does."
You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does.

Foreign policy .. ahhhh .. now we got something.

You and I don't make foreign policy. The President and Congress does.

 

read this thread ...

https://www.cadillacforum.com/m_20552/tm.htm