Dog with a problem?
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Dog with a problem?
I once saw a dog with two noses, thanks Bill, good laugh...[/align][/align][/align]
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Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said,[/align]
'Bill,Ihave a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and
secure my presidential victory in 2008."
"Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well,
Hillary responded, we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy
clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll
stopat the dog pound and pick up a Labrador dog.
When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle
America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside
and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".[/align]
A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at
heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction.
Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for.
With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They stepped up to the bar,the
Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you Bill and Hillary
Clinton?" Hillary answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you
have here We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we
stop and take in some local color."
They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the bartender and
proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone
who would listen.[/align]
All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer
comesin. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked
underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door.[/align]
A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to
the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and
then left the bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers
came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called
the bartender over.[/align]
"Tell me" said Hillary, "why did all those old farmers come in and
look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of oldcustom?"
"Good Lord no," said the bartender.
'Its just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in
this bar with two ********!".[/align][/align][/align]
[/align]
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said,[/align]
'Bill,Ihave a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and
secure my presidential victory in 2008."
"Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well,
Hillary responded, we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy
clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll
stopat the dog pound and pick up a Labrador dog.
When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle
America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside
and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".[/align]
A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at
heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction.
Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for.
With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They stepped up to the bar,the
Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you Bill and Hillary
Clinton?" Hillary answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you
have here We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we
stop and take in some local color."
They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the bartender and
proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone
who would listen.[/align]
All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer
comesin. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked
underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door.[/align]
A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to
the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and
then left the bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers
came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called
the bartender over.[/align]
"Tell me" said Hillary, "why did all those old farmers come in and
look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of oldcustom?"
"Good Lord no," said the bartender.
'Its just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in
this bar with two ********!".[/align][/align][/align]
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