Congress and toilet paper ?
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04-24-2007, 03:51 AM
Congress and toilet paper ?
Ms Crow has recommended that we all wipe with a single
sheet of toilet paper.
any bets as to what politician takes on the task of attempting to make it a Fed Law?
Sheryl Crow wants global restrictions on using toilet paper in an attempt to save the environment.
The star, who has been touring U.S. colleges to raise awareness about global warming, believes that
people should use "one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where
two to three could be required."
The BBC reports Crow says on her website,
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part
of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are,
in my mind, worth investigating."
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
sheet of toilet paper.
any bets as to what politician takes on the task of attempting to make it a Fed Law?
Sheryl Crow wants global restrictions on using toilet paper in an attempt to save the environment.
The star, who has been touring U.S. colleges to raise awareness about global warming, believes that
people should use "one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where
two to three could be required."
The BBC reports Crow says on her website,
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part
of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are,
in my mind, worth investigating."
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
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"No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."
- Jane, in Seinfeld's "The Stall" Episode
"It's crap (pardon the pun) like this that gives liberal causes a bad name.
Too much government, indeed. Keep your laws out of my wiping!"
"I say we go back to using leaves, or corncobs. At the very least,
we could use newspaper, and then carefully fold it back up for
recycling. Just make sure all the brown is on the inside....."
"how many squares does one need to pick up a dead rat?"
"that may explain why she's had trouble holding onto a relationship."
"Did Sheryl Crow just bought a majority stake in the largest bidet manufacturer in the U.S?"
"Does that also apply to Al Gore?"
"Someone tag the chairs Sheryl Crow used, i certainly don't want to use those"
"No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."
- Jane, in Seinfeld's "The Stall" Episode
"It's crap (pardon the pun) like this that gives liberal causes a bad name.
Too much government, indeed. Keep your laws out of my wiping!"
"I say we go back to using leaves, or corncobs. At the very least,
we could use newspaper, and then carefully fold it back up for
recycling. Just make sure all the brown is on the inside....."
"how many squares does one need to pick up a dead rat?"
"that may explain why she's had trouble holding onto a relationship."
"Did Sheryl Crow just bought a majority stake in the largest bidet manufacturer in the U.S?"
"Does that also apply to Al Gore?"
"Someone tag the chairs Sheryl Crow used, i certainly don't want to use those"
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