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Joke of The Day
Sent to me by e-mail and posted under forum announcements from another site.
If you don't laugh at this you have NO sense of humor. I suffered with headaches for over 20 years. Not knowing the cause, I discussed them with doctors and was told to try three things: yoga (or some type of meditation), exercise such as swimming, and stop taking Excedrin. The only thing that took my debilitating headaches away was Excedrin. Until now. I was at a friend's child's birthday party and the ladies were talking about the headaches that their husbands were having and they happened upon this stuff called Tunguska Blast. I had heard of Tunguska from a Discovery Channel do***entary on the Siberian area where millions of trees were knocked down in an odd pattern in 1908 when a bright light was seen as far away as London. But, they could find no meteor or even a crater. Vegetation is supposed to grow there four times higher than anywhere else in the world. Roots and herbs from this area are blended into this drink, Tunguska Blast, that has a berry flavor. I gave it a shot. I personally attest that after two days my headaches were gone. Other claims of the results of the drink all seem to be related to reduction in stress. I don't know what shape my stomach lining is in after consuming 6 - 12 Excedrin a day for the past several years, but I want to get the word out about Tunguska Blast. John ******** A** |
RE: Allante Net Joke of The Day
as posted yonder, guess I'll be banned shortly!
Please, please,please don't turn this into an Amway site with every kind of kickapoo joy juice being hawked here. Please do not degrade this site with this type of nonsense. Please pipe in members! |
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ORIGINAL: wcoates as posted yonder, guess I'll be banned shortly! Please, please,please don't turn this into an Amway site with every kind of kickapoo joy juice being hawked here. Please do not degrade this site with this type of nonsense. Please pipe in members! |
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So, because its posted in the "joke of the day" forum, I would assume this TUNGUSKA BLAST drink is a joke, right?
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No, it was not a joke (unfortunately). It was posted in the forum announcements section.It wasworded exactly as G.A.R.Y.posted( w/o the bold enlarged characters -but worded just as it was posted).
Gary Boushley (Gboush)posted first saying he didn't believe in these type of things etc etc.. I posted next and when I went in the next time all 3 postswere deleted! The link is still there in the right hand corner of the page. You'll see it, it looks like a dildo! |
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ORIGINAL: wcoates No, it was not a joke (unfortunately). It was posted in the forum announcements section.It wasworded exactly as G.A.R.Y.posted( w/o the bold enlarged characters -but worded just as it was posted). Gary Boushley (Gboush)posted first saying he didn't believe in these type of things etc etc.. I posted next and when I went in the next time all 3 postswere deleted! The link is still there in the right hand corner of the page. You'll see it, it looks like a dildo! By God Bill, it is a dildo, LOL. Can the members feel it? |
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G.A.R.Y.
I was mortified by the message content and tone I am more upset by the deleting of the entire thread! |
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"AH, SHUCKS"........did I miss something again???
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ORIGINAL: wcoates G.A.R.Y. I was mortified by the message content and tone I am more upset by the deleting of the entire thread! |
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ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y. ! [/quote] 1. Here is god's reply today. 2. received PM apology from god 3. original post was re-instated 4. other posts were started asking/advising of "magic bottle". 5. I responded with directions to this thread on this site for explanation. 6. Response in #5 was deleted w/o comment/explanation. 7. the beat goes on-see G.A.R.Y.'s comment above Re: Tunguska Blast Reply #3 - Yesterday at 8:42pm [/align] "Excited as I am about this kickapoo joy juice, I realized by the replies that this really shouldn't be a Forum Announcement, but rather an off-topic discussion. I am the most skeptical of men, and though neither my cholesterol nor my weight is over 300, I'm not claiming the juice will take care of me. I do know that my headaches are gone. Fact. I have seen different multi-level marketing plans. They all seem to be selling the multi-level marketing plan. The only products I have seen worth sharing with anyone would perhaps be some of the Tupperware stuff. The ones that store vegetables with the push holes that allow a little air in are quite nice. However, there are comparable products in stores. Tunguska Blast is only available through a multi-level distributor." [/align] Back to top [/align] G.A.R.Y. as you said, the Allante hobby was all about the folks! Unfortunately not many come to Allante.net as before. In my second deleted comment yesterday, I commented that my last $50. has been sent to that site. I'll send it here instead. Keep on truckin'. See ya sometime at Corvetteforum.com. (Where in the world is Zal Laurer?) |
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Zal must have taken the long weekend to go somewhere where there is lots of cuervo or corona.
No need to send 50 bucks here, your presence is worth much more then that! Z06 almost has 1000 miles within the first 3 weeks. Will take her to I-75 soon (not on a holiday weekend) and check her out. Then will be looking in to somewhere between 600 and 700 hp. Screw the warranty. Advised Fox that phots will be soon, I've been sidelined for about a week now but almost back to fully operational. G.A.R.Y. ps can history reapeat. Florida Marlins since their inception win the world series every five years (98 and 03). That would be this year. Possible? |
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Rumor has it that the Marlins get paid with every 3 wins, 3 HR, or three cases sold of Goji Juice Dyno Mite 'xplosion. So much for Yankee type payrolls. Could this be real, I'm routin' fora Florida team???!!!
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The Fl team to watch out for this year could be the return of the "U". They had great picks out of local high schools and I understand that they are now distributors for Tunguska Blast. They can't play any better but they don't get headaches anymore. There will be a link on their homesite for any fool who wants to join a pyramid club.
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RE: Allante Net Joke of The Day
Well "sheiite" as they say in Texas. "Polar Springs" now sells "colored" water with vitamins added for a "buck a pop."
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ORIGINAL: hyperion Well "sheiite" as they say in Texas. "Polar Springs" now sells "colored" water with vitamins added for a "buck a pop." |
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Sent to me by e-mail by dues paying AN member. Cannot give his or her name out due topossible retaliation. This appears to be a post by admin.
A line has been drawn out in the open in cybersand. We sit in the middle of a circle. Those outside this circle can be rude, offensive, obnoxious, and with the wonders of technology, vicious. Have you ever been sorry that you gave out your email? That the possibility exists that an unknown person can be helpful on the front end and petty on the other on any forum presents to an administrator a bit of a problem. In many cultures man strove to be honorable. When I have nothing else to learn, then I will no longer pay my dues. Men here know about this special automobile from the 80s. Those that have shared from a lifetime of tribulations with it are due their respect. And respect has been given. When I no longer wish to show signs of respect to those with whom I associate, then I have lost my honor. No secret handshakes or silly hats are required. Some who brand themselves with dishonor when they are not very aware may never understand the need to apologize. Some may never be trusted again. The coming to the rescue of a large group of adults who are offended by self-appointments to ADAOTM guilt stick has been taken away and laid down. Bill, are you voluntarily removing yourself from the Private ACA Member Area because you only desire Contributor status? Those who feel similarly can send me an email and I will oblige. My apologies to "hammer" for voicing my suspicions, but your posting style is very similar to one of our past contributors. It was not meant to be public. |
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Copycatting is the sincerest form of flattery. Notice the "Allante Net" has just added a "pub."
By my count, there are at least 23 categories there now which used to be done by three for years. A new list appeared this morning "for members only." I got curious about one labeled "Privacy" with a posting by "stealth" and "left clicked" only to be advised I was not entitled to use this section. I have "so far" never been a "non-member" so my guess that by the use of the present escalation of the imagination the site is becoming to big for some ones "britches." I guess I am to darn "old fashioned" but the "Allante Net" site is now becoming something any Washington bureaucrat would be proud of! . . |
Joke of The Day
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to Operate[/align]
[blockquote] on.[/align][/align]The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating Table[/align]because when open them up, everything inside is numbered.[/align][/align]The second responds: 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything[/align]inside them is color-coded.[/align][/align]The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best;[/align]Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.[/align][/align]The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction Workers ...[/align]those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.[/align][/align]But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all[/align]wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no[/align]heart, no balls, no brains and no spine . Plus, the head and the ass are[/align]interchangeable.[/align][/align][/align][/blockquote][/align] [/align][/align] |
A lesson in Posting
Some websites do well in traffic. are they better than others?
TRAFFIC: members or visitors stopping by generating hits. ========================== A lesson in Posting How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.... |
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