the Viet Nam Vet
 

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, in front of others -- and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this - some handle it well.

A Nam Vet man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk. The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" He replied, "There's something wrong with my dick." :o

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you." :confused:

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in
private."

"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the
answer could embarrass anyone," the man said. Then he walked out and
waited several minutes before re-entering.

The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear."

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it." :eek: :D

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with experience and you're going to lose!

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