Sugar Daddy...
 

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said: "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old
man seeing this said: "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by check. " I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.

"There's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

LOL!

~Amanda

RE: Sugar Daddy...
 

hahaha...thats a great idea...i wonder if that would really work...

RE: Sugar Daddy...
 

A young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to
find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on
their wedding night.

The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the
half-century age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got
undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom covering
a twelve-inch ********, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of
nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"

The elderly groom replied,
"There are two things I can't stand:
the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."







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