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news So Carolina

A passing cabbie found a 21 year-old couple, naked, and injured in the road an hour before sunrise. The two people died at the nearest hospital without regaining consciousness.

Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars or motorcycles.

Investigators eventually found in nearby building two sets of neatly folded clothes. Safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal roof.

"It appears as if they accidentally fell off the roof," Sgt. Florence McCants said.

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?

A. They mark the sheep that kick!

The Commanding Officer of a Marine Corps was
about to start the morning briefing
to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its
brewing, he decided to pose a question to all
assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the
night before, and he failed to get his usual amount of
sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was
'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'[/align]
A Captain said it was 50-50%.

The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in
favor of pleasure, depending on his state of
inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the
PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was
HIS opinion?

With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it
has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess,
asked why.

"Well, Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work
involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
- Mae West

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
- Mae West

And who can forget Prisilla Presley and Leslie Nielson and their safe sex scene from the Naked Gun movie?

And who could forget Michael Jackson and.....................................never mind

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ORIGINAL: wcoates

And who can forget Prisilla Presley and Leslie Nielson and their safe sex scene from the Naked Gun movie?

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ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y.

And who could forget Michael Jackson and.....................................never mind

how long were those two married?
oh God, I get shivers even thinking about that ..

Elvis, FORGIVE ME .. what was I thinking !
I AM SORRY !!!!

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hmm looking at stomper's picture im wondering wht is the offspring of a civic and accord andi came the conclusions its the Honda Fit :p.