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Stealth 04-18-2007 03:11 AM

the new boss
 
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and
thinking things through, you will love this!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked,
"How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied,
"I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed,
"Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself,
the CEO looked around the room and asked,

"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice,

"delivering pizza guy from Domino's".







G.A.R.Y. 04-18-2007 10:36 AM

RE: the new boss
 
Sorta reminds me of THE DON somewhere else. Same pesonality,you know, the asshole type.

hyperion 04-18-2007 03:18 PM

RE: the new boss
 
"OH My Goodness!" moderator, moderator, moderator!!

wcoates 04-18-2007 06:31 PM

RE: the new boss
 
Damn Zin what we do now ? he is the moderator! Damn the scene of Don Knotts in Andy Grifftih running around in circles shouting'"PERSONAL ATTACK! PERSONAL ATTACK! Mebbe Stealth to the resuce.! (GARY, you do know we agree!)

Now if 80caryouknowwho comes to help ole GARY out.....

G.A.R.Y. 04-18-2007 07:38 PM

RE: the new boss
 
Ah, but gentleman, please be reread the post and make note that I did not call him an asshole. We frown on name calling here, and do not post any ****o. However, unlike the strict rules you have to abide by over there, we on the other hand are adults,and are not governed by a nazzi type of person.

So over here I can say blow me. lol And I know y'all agree.

jim 04-18-2007 07:43 PM

RE: the new boss
 

ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y.

I did not call him an asshole.


So over here I can say blow me. lol And I know y'all agree.
You could have and we all still would have agreed!!!

G.A.R.Y. 04-18-2007 07:45 PM

RE: the new boss
 

Thanks Jimbo.

And thanks Bill for posting the 88 vin data over yonder. I thought with the phone number you might have been able to get the sticker info you needed, however my partner in crime STEALTH, came to your rescue. Imagine 80 car Jon got banned from ebay. lol

Stealth 04-18-2007 07:51 PM

RE: the new boss
 
ok .. .. mediating ... mediating ...
in shock .... http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/shocking.gifhttp://smiley.onegreatguy.net/shocked.gif

no .. no .. no .. he didnt directly call anyone an *********,
he was only refering specifically to a type of humanoid / species.

i would have said

" The [sm=WTFsgign.gif]Don'ship http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/allhail.gif "

or

"some Don'ships dont [sm=icon_rtfm.gif] "


gray area .. i think ...

unless the DON'ship lands here and bit#% .. .. err .. .. complains .. nahhh .
these smileys are website official authorized.





Stealth 04-18-2007 07:59 PM

RE: the new boss
 
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