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cadillac 05-14-2008 03:58 PM

Marriage : Before / After
 
This is some funny about marriage .Now , can Audi R10 beat Penske Porsche ? Opppsss what I'm saying ? You better read the lines below

Before Marriage

John - Ah....At last. I can hardly wait!

Jane - Do you want me to leave?

John - NO! Don't even think about it!

Jane - Do you love me?

John - Of course! Always have and always will!

Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?

John - NO! Why are you even asking?

Jane - Will you kiss me?

John - Every chance I get!

Jane - Will you hit me?

John - Hell No! Are you crazy?!

Jane - Can I trust you?

John - Yes

Jane - Darling!!



After Marriage

Read from the bottom back to the top...


stomper 05-15-2008 08:39 AM

RE: Marriage : Before / After
 

ORIGINAL: cadillac

This is some funny about marriage ...


Before Marriage

John - Ah....At last. I can hardly wait!

Jane - Do you want me to leave?

John - NO! Don't even think about it!

Jane - Do you love me?

John - Of course! Always have and always will!

Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?

John - NO! Why are you even asking?

Jane - Will you kiss me?

John - Every chance I get!

Jane - Will you hit me?

John - Hell No! Are you crazy?!

Jane - Can I trust you?

John - Yes

Jane - Darling!!



After Marriage

Read from the bottom back to the top...



so true ...




nika 06-17-2008 09:03 PM

RE: Marriage : Before / After
 
LOL..[sm=icon_rofl.gif]That was so funny!!!Now I'm thinking if I still want to get married someday... [sm=smiley20.gif]


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