Hail to the chief
 

Bush Notices Roadside Litter, Cries
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Yesterday during his morning jog along I-95, President Bush encountered countless piles of discarded refuse lying on the ground, and was overcome with emotion. "Jesus Christ, America, I'm so tired of picking up after you," Bush said, openly weeping.

When asked if he felt a kinship to the "Crying Indian" made famous in anti-pollution commercials from the 1970's, Bush said "Don't you mean you mean Crying Native American?" The President then dismissed the comparison with a curt "Nah, that guy's just a pussy."