Wit, ageless wit ...
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"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." ~ Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of the Government....but then I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. ~ Winston Churchill A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. ~ George Bernard Shaw A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. ~ G Gordon Liddy Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. ~ James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. ~ Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton Georgetown University Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ~ P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavours to live at the expense of everybody else. ~ Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850) Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it ~ Ronald Reagan (1986) I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ~ Will Rogers [/align] If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! ~ P.J. O'Rourke In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one group of citizens to give to the other. ~ Voltaire (1764) Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! ~ Pericles (430 B.C.) No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. ~ Mark Twain (1866 ) Talk is cheap..except when Government does it. ~ Unknown The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other ~ Ronald Reagan The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. ~ Winston Churchill The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. ~ Mark Twain The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~ Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903) What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. ~ Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995) A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. ~ Thomas Jefferson[/align][/align][/align] |
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Say it ain't so....Joe, Say it Ain't so.........
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words of wit
Those who write upon these walls roll their s--t in little balls Those who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of s--t. |
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Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease.
~ Jimmy Carter I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. ~ Jimmy Carter If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement. ~ Jimmy Carter People make a big fuss over you when you're President. But I'm very serious about doing everything I can to make sure that it doesn't go to my head. ~ Jimmy Carter Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. ~ Jimmy Carter Sadat was a great and good man, and his most bitter and dangerous enemies were people who were obsessed with hatred for his peaceful goals. ~ Jimmy Carter IF one ever wonders what happened to Carter when he took office, open the Attachment. |
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Words to live by: Do not argue with the guy that is packing your parachute.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~ Rodney Dangerfield The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ~ Henny Youngman If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ~ unk |
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