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ORIGINAL: cadillac

This is some funny about marriage ...


Before Marriage

John - Ah....At last. I can hardly wait!

Jane - Do you want me to leave?

John - NO! Don't even think about it!

Jane - Do you love me?

John - Of course! Always have and always will!

Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?

John - NO! Why are you even asking?

Jane - Will you kiss me?

John - Every chance I get!

Jane - Will you hit me?

John - Hell No! Are you crazy?!

Jane - Can I trust you?

John - Yes

Jane - Darling!!



After Marriage

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