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Ken and Barbie get divorced - 4/8/2008 6:05:26 PM   
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 One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

Answer: _______________.

Anyone ? ? ?



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RE: Ken and Barbie get divorced - 4/9/2008 12:46:55 AM   
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She got all Kens money?

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RE: Ken and Barbie get divorced - 4/9/2008 6:10:17 AM   
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She got all Kens money?



smart !

Sales girl rolls her eyes and says .. "duhhhh, dont you know?  Divorced Barbie comes with Kens car, house, truck, airplane, bikes, horses, dogs, boat, and best of all .. comes with Billy, the best man at their wedding."

package deal !






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RE: Ken and Barbie get divorced - 4/10/2008 1:42:40 AM   
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