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the 1st Social Security check ... - 3/31/2008 5:54:43 PM

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by Rickko

Woo-hoo. In 4 more days I get my 1st one!

Finally, another milestone will be passed. I love it!

Did you know, if you start receiving ss before age 65 at the reduced rate that when you reach 65 you can go back to the ss office with a check in hand made out to SSA equal to all the payments they paid you before you reached 65, give it to them, that they'll redo your ss allotment and bump it up to the full age 65 payment.

Yep, its a little know fact of the ss law. If you return all what you've received up till age 65, they'll re-process you just like you're coming in for the 1st time at age 65.

So, if you started collecting at 62 and at 65 you can afford to write that check you'll receive the full ss benefit for the rest of your life.

..rickko..

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SEVEN KINDS OF SEX - 3/31/2008 5:55:43 PM

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SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have
sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you
are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your partner any more. He/She takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

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RE: SEVEN KINDS OF SEX - 4/10/2008 3:16:56 PM

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Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawer.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.
Then they all piped up and said,"You're 87 years old.

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison -- "We were at your birthday party yesterday!

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