Stealth
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I just had an urge to hit 20 ...
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author=foxpaws
After reading the post about "average age of allante owners ".... I thought this might be appropriate...
The first of the baby-boomers are starting to turn sixty-years old. In honor of that occasion, a number of popular songs of our era are in the process of being revised to reflect conditions of the present day.
They include:
1. Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3. Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash
4. Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
5. Roberta Flack — The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon — Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye - Heard it through the Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem — A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone
13. Abba — Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy — I am Woman, Hear Me Snore
16. Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again
17. Beatles - A Hard Day’s Viagra Night.
18. Beatles - All you need is Fiber.
19. Beatles - Lucy in the wheel chair with dentures
20. Bealtes - I Want to Hold your Cane.
< Message edited by Stealth -- 11/29/2007 10:27:29 PM >
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