TEST of IQ loss
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TEST of IQ loss - 10/2/2007 10:49:32 PM
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stomper
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Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
I will post the answers in about 10 days ...
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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RE: TEST of IQ loss - 10/3/2007 6:45:37 AM
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G.A.R.Y.
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10 days? BTW cows do not drink milk.
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RE: TEST of IQ loss - 10/4/2007 3:39:08 PM
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G.A.R.Y.
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quote:
ORIGINAL: hyperion
skip it
Funny
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RE: TEST of IQ loss - 10/4/2007 4:29:11 PM
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Katzmans Caddy
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Forget this 10 day crap, I answered them....
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ORIGINAL: stomper
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
I will post the answers in about 10 days ...
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
BREAD
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?
WATER
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
GLASS
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
THEY ARE ALIVE!!!
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
KATZ
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RE: TEST of IQ loss - 10/4/2007 5:55:09 PM
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rickyd
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stomper.....lol....gee i can't wait till you post the answers! lol
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RE: TEST of IQ loss - 10/4/2007 6:14:32 PM
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G.A.R.Y.
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Katz
You got #5 wrong, the answer was G.A.R.Y.
G.A.R.Y.
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