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Old 03-19-2007, 11:07 AM
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One day this blonde is riding a horse.

As they are trotting along, the blond decides she wants to go faster
and do some tricks so she starts turning the horse around in a circle.

All of a sudden she starts to slip so she grabs the horses mane.
But even though she has hold of the mane she was still slipping.
so she decided the best thing to do was to not fall off by putting
her foot in the saddle.

So she's riding along hanging from her foot, with her head banging
on the ground, almost near death when the K-Mart guy comes
over and turns of the horse.




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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you dont know where your 710 is CLICK here:


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