Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
I will post the answers in about 10 days ...
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
G.A.R.Y.
10-03-2007, 08:45 AM
10 days? BTW cows do not drink milk.
hyperion
10-04-2007, 04:17 PM
skip it
G.A.R.Y.
10-04-2007, 05:39 PM
ORIGINAL: hyperion
skip it
Funny
Katzmans Caddy
10-04-2007, 06:29 PM
Forget this 10 day crap, I answered them....
ORIGINAL: stomper
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
I will post the answers in about 10 days ...
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
BREAD
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?
WATER
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
GLASS
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?
THEY ARE ALIVE!!!
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
KATZ
rickyd
10-04-2007, 07:55 PM
stomper.....lol....gee i can't wait till you post the answers! lol
G.A.R.Y.
10-04-2007, 08:14 PM
Katz
You got #5 wrong, the answer was G.A.R.Y.
G.A.R.Y.
Stealth
10-04-2007, 11:17 PM
ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y.
Katz
You got #5 wrong, the answer was G.A.R.Y.
G.A.R.Y.
well .... i was going to guess for #5, "Odell"
G.A.R.Y.
10-05-2007, 02:24 PM
ORIGINAL: Stealth
ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y.
Katz
You got #5 wrong, the answer was G.A.R.Y.
G.A.R.Y.
well .... i was going to guess for #5, "Odell"
Ah, yes, 2 degrees, who could forget?
wcoates
10-06-2007, 01:33 AM
Thought 80 Car John was two degrees. Odell was...............Ooops guess he's "90car2degreeJohn".
Been a busy year for old Johnboy. Been a busy year for both Stealth and G.A.R.Y. making the Allante section what it is today. No loss of IQ for those badboys. THANKS!
Stealth. I've owned over 80 cars. JohnCiraTXXXXS 9-14-06
I like cars. Finally came to the conclusion that I just like them but don't love em after buying over 90 of them JohnCiraTXXXXs 9-29-07
Stealth
10-06-2007, 02:37 AM
Bill,
this should clarify the subject at hand ..
from Kurts' personal archives .. all about the "bottle" (see end of post).
ORIGINAL: wcoates
Thought 80 Car John was two degrees. Odell was...............Ooops guess he's "90car2degreeJohn".
Been a busy year for old Johnboy. Been a busy year for both Stealth and G.A.R.Y. making the Allante section what it is today. No loss of IQ for those badboys. THANKS!
Stealth. I've owned over 80 cars. JohnCiraTXXXXS 9-14-06
I like cars. Finally came to the conclusion that I just like them but don't love em after buying over 90 of them JohnCiraTXXXXs 9-29-07
by Kurtz
uranus
so far you waved the TWO-degreeE thing, i cant wait for you to start waving your 1040 with similar arrogance amd even worse hypocracy!
Kurtz
by Kurtz
can 80-car-john possibly decipher this note?
since he was a proffessor with 2+ degrees, maybe they
speak the same language.
Kurtz
by uranus
G.A.R.Y./K.U.R.T.Z., either of you have two degrees? Licensed in what states?
by uranus
OK wise ass. It was Kurtz kooties & not germs.
by uranus
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
by urnaus
I am a 65 year old self employed architect with two university degrees, I am not rich by any means, I live in Music city and think that it is a very nice place.
by uranus
Apparantly time causes everything to sag. Speaking from personal experience
by uranus
When God said "love your enemies" I don't believe he meant to kill them.
by uranus
There never was a decision on whether Jesus was dead or not.
by uranus
By the way my first 4 year college degree was in Art, concentration on sculpture, before my second full degree in Architecture. I think I know what I am talking about. ...............
by Kurtz
boy oh boy, this OFF-Topic is dangerous territory.
lets see, what did i do?
put up a picture of a bottle and here you come,
the uranusTROLL and that scourge Troll,
both making a fiasco out of A BOTTLE !
a damn bottle.
guys (the Trolls), i just about chocked laughing,
you guys (the Trolls) are serious, really serious !
i cant wait for the elections, then again, Trolls
are not known to hold their own well.
next time i will just put up a mouse trap
and wait. http://66.34.30.72/YaBBImages/smiley.gif OH GOD, this is FUNNY !