View Full Version : can you guess who the comedian(s) is/are ?


Stealth
02-20-2007, 11:18 AM
#1
White House Correspondents Association dinner: "Mr. Speaker, as long as you're here, I think, out in public, in front of everybody, we ought to do a little work on the budget negotiations. You give me my Medicare plan, and you can have my mocha puff and chocolate sauce."

#2
Radio-Television Correspondents' Association dinner: "We're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water. To base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we needed to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating."

#3
White House Correspondents Association dinner: "He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."



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Katzmans Caddy
02-25-2007, 01:51 AM
Ok, I'm from Canada so I'll take a stab:

#1 Bill Clinton

#2 Bill Clinton

#3 First lady Laura Bush.

We get a lot of news up here about our good neigbours.

Stealth
02-26-2007, 11:14 AM
excellent ... A+

ORIGINAL: Katzmans Caddy

Ok, I'm from Canada so I'll take a stab:

#1 Bill Clinton

#2 Bill Clinton

#3 First lady Laura Bush.

We get a lot of news up here about our good neigbours.







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Katzmans Caddy
02-27-2007, 12:43 AM
Ok Stealth, I cheated, if you look those quotes up onthe net they pop right up. I did know #3 though, Laura dis'n the prez.

G.A.R.Y.
02-27-2007, 03:28 PM
ORIGINAL: Katzmans Caddy

Ok Stealth, I cheated, if you look those quotes up onthe net they pop right up. I did know #3 though, Laura dis'n the prez.



Cheating is allowed in off-topic!!!!!!!!

Stealth
03-01-2007, 12:41 PM
you gotta admit, that #3 is as funny as it gets in politcs ...

cheating? no such word in the Off-Topic where ANYTHING GOES ...

here you can be a Lib today and a Conservative tomorrow ..

LOVE IT !!!!

ORIGINAL: Katzmans Caddy

Ok Stealth, I cheated, if you look those quotes up onthe net they pop right up. I did know #3 though, Laura dis'n the prez.

Katzmans Caddy
03-03-2007, 01:29 AM
I don't think she likes him.....

Stealth
03-03-2007, 02:00 AM
u kidding? have you seen how she looks at him?
the poor guy probably dont much sleep,
you ever wonder why he says what he says?

exhaustion ....



ORIGINAL: Katzmans Caddy

I don't think she likes him.....







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Katzmans Caddy
03-03-2007, 02:13 AM
Maybe you are right, after all the twins had to learn it from somewhere.....perhaps George and the horse have something in common. Now you mention it Laura is always smiling.:)

Stealth
03-03-2007, 01:23 PM
yeap .....

ORIGINAL: Katzmans Caddy

Maybe you are right, .......... Laura is always smiling.:)