OK Fox,

as you wished ...

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There was a dog and an horse and they decided to go for a walk in the forest together. So they set off walking and talking and were not really paying attention to where they were going, when all of a sudden the horse fell in a hole.

"Oh My!" the horse cried. "What will we do?...I can't climb out on my own".

"Don't worry" said the dog. I'll just run back into town and get my Vette and we will have you out of there in no time at all." So the dog ran back to town and got her Vette.

When she arrived back at the hole she backed the Vette up to the edge. The dog then threw the horse one end of a chain and secured the other end to her bumper.

"Here we go" the dog yelled to the horse as she put the Vette in gear and pulled the horse out of the hole.

"Thank you, thank you so much my friend!" said the horse.
"My pleasure" said the dog "Should we continue on our walk?"
The horse agreed, but as he turned toward the dog he accidentally knocked her into the hole.

"Oh my goodness" the horse wailed, "I'm so so sorry!...Oh, What are we going to do now. I'm too big to fit in your Vette!"

"Not a problem" the dog responded "Just throw your manliness down here" The horse trusted the dog so he threw his manliness into the hole and the dog climbed out on it.

Once she was out the horse and dog continued on their walk with no further mishaps.

And the moral of the story is... ?
"If you have one, big enough, you don't need a Vette!"

 

Or if you have one big enough make sure it's a ragtop.

 

If it is big enough - look at those volvo hood photos again...

 

This might be a good time to "steer" this subject elsewhere with a true story.
I had a friend years ago that bought a Nash Metrpolitan convertible for a commuter car. One of those little white and red things. He got nothing but ridicule driving it but "loved" the car. He had just one complaint with it.
He said that when "curbside" parking you had to always remember to leave the windows up. Otherwise, tall dogs would always "pee" in it.

 

That should have been a compliment.
Dogs pee on things they like, no?



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