Stealth
2/26/2007 12:48:32 AM
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names,
a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has
a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also
called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin
and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts,
it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name
of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pstfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available
in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for
a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no
longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names
of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with these.
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G.A.R.Y.
2/26/2007 9:51:32 PM
Wouldn't mind a pair of perky boobs on the back of my Harley in the year 2040.
Stealth
3/1/2007 10:17:52 PM
dont you first have to remember where you left the harley?
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ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y.
Wouldn't mind a pair of perky boobs on the back of my Harley in the year 2040.
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G.A.R.Y.
3/2/2007 10:42:39 AM
quote:
ORIGINAL: Stealth
dont you first have to remember where you left the harley?
quote:
ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y.
Wouldn't mind a pair of perky boobs on the back of my Harley in the year 2040.
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In 2040, if I can still ride, I'll pay someone to locate it for me. There was a very rich man who rode a harley in to his 70's. Know who?
Stealth
3/3/2007 11:42:23 AM
Forbes?
have you ever ridden an Indian Chief?
i havent .. but wouldnt mind having one in the stable.
quote:
ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y.
quote:
ORIGINAL: Stealth
dont you first have to remember where you left the harley?
quote:
ORIGINAL: G.A.R.Y.
Wouldn't mind a pair of perky boobs on the back of my Harley in the year 2040.
.
In 2040, if I can still ride, I'll pay someone to locate it for me. There was a very rich man who rode a harley in to his 70's. Know who?
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G.A.R.Y.
3/3/2007 9:14:26 PM
Forbes is correct. Indian chief, never rode one but probably wouldn't go far on it.
Hey Rickko, what do ya think?
